HolidayGreed

Try tinyhome https://github.com/bderenzo/tinyhome

Throw a few bits of info into a csv, run a bash script and it produces a html file like this demo page https://lab.bdro.fr/tinyhome/

House is decorated like it’s Christmas, but with ghouls and pumpkins, including lights in the windows, which are on in the evening for a couple of weeks before the event. We use them like traffic lights on Halloween night; if they’re on then we’re open for business and then later they’re off to signal we’re done, stop bothering us. Lit pumpkins on the doorstep also have the same effect. Early evening we take the kids out and leave a bowl of sweets on the doorstep so nobody leaves empty handed. At this time it’s usually supervised kids, so no issues with the whole lot disappearing.

Sall has farted

This video was helpful and simple. It’s no longer any hassle. I later implemented the same using my own domain and cloudflare.

https://youtu.be/qlcVx-k-02E

I completely forgot about this gem. I’m going to bust out my big boy headphones and treat myself to a listen.

London Underground themed. Where possible the station name somewhat reflects the purpose of the machine. Some names are shortened.

• Bank: NAS server
• Barbican: Jellyfin server
• Paddington: Pi-hole
• Piccadilly: Raspberry pi
• Heathrow: Proxy manager

Wireless access points named as DLR stations.

Network hardware named as Underground lines.

Station names can be chosen based on their zone to indicate physical location. Zone 1 in the house etc.

No.

I agree entirely. Their bribe, I mean offer does a good job of highlighting how useless they see the police otherwise.

A complete misunderstanding, for which they will provide no explanation

If I learned anything from the film Weird Science it’s that anything bigger than a handful of inflation, you’re risking a sprained tongue.

My first thought was that ‘dog filler’ is a strange way to say dog food, and why the hell was it hot? 🐶

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cat... meow.