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“BBC Panorama should have told us immediately and not made it public because now it’s really embarrassing for us and it’s going to cost us money, er I mean it will be detrimental to the children; yes that’s it, won’t somebody think of the children? Basically their fault and not ours.

Oh and this was all just a big test, which you failed. Again, definitely not our fault.”

Nonsense.

Probably work if distance between front and rear axle was a standardised measurement, but since it isn’t this wouldn’t be very inaccurate.

Safety was their number one priority, which is why they used plenty of asbestos inside each machine.

Autoit was great. The documentation is good and it’s very accessible.

Here they label this as “New Recipe!”. As if they’re somehow doing us a favour.

Oh gee I wonder what inspired you to change the recipe 🤔

Don’t worry guys, this is just Rishi’s way of telling big tobacco that he needs money. I’m sure a huge pot of cash can make this all go away for them.

I always pronounce this as the Roman numeral; Twitter is now Ten. Just like those Ten Men films and Simon Cowell’s The Ten Factor.

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