Hideakikarate

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hideakikarate 20 points 6 days ago (8 children)

I did an internship at a crime lab in the northern States. All I saw was meth and weed. So much meth.

(As an aside, the really pure meth sounded so nice being poured out onto the table to be quartered. Impure stuff sounded dull.)

[–] Hideakikarate 13 points 6 days ago

No mention of increased scrutiny around firearms, which will presumably be available at every store upon entry.

[–] Hideakikarate 1 points 6 days ago

Wife and I got our daughter a "smart" watch. It's mostly just a phone that can only call and text certain numbers. Has a camera for short videos and pictures. We turn it into school mode during school. It's basically a test for her getting a real phone down the line.

[–] Hideakikarate 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if this will be the first instance of emojis being submitted for government communication preservation.

[–] Hideakikarate 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's even got an olive branch.

[–] Hideakikarate 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if that's their plan. Get shot, then get to shoot at people and have more excuses to do what they've been doing.

[–] Hideakikarate 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My issue is that the ruler doesn't start at the knuckle as the text would have you believe. I see people still lie about 4 inches.

[–] Hideakikarate 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Be nice or I'll stab ~~myself~~ every citizen in the country.

[–] Hideakikarate 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It really is telling that Canada seems to care more about the U.S. people than our own government.

[–] Hideakikarate 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have horses, too. First time I've heard of this.

[–] Hideakikarate 9 points 1 week ago

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

[–] Hideakikarate 3 points 1 week ago

I think I've seen this Movie

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