HessiaNerd

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eat roadkill, get brain worms.

What kind of clowns want to vote for this guy?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

What really drove this home for me was when I was looking for nite-lights for my kids bedroom. We had kinda a woodsy theme so I found some cute mushroom looking ones. Reading the reviews for some of them they would break off and expose the wall 110VAC as bare contacts.

There were dozens of variants and the new ones didn't have the warnings, but you could tell they would fail just the same (literally just different colors).

Also this

https://hackaday.com/2020/02/26/be-wary-of-radioactive-bracelets-and-similar/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was he from the Navy or from the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps? We have had a couple of FDA auditors from the USHSCC and they were former Naval officers working on a second retirement. They were nice enough when you prove you are open but they absolutely will not accept anything but water. Maybe coffee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

That would be amazing. It absolutely needs to get weird.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

God emperor the HBO Max series. 🤞

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You mean Leto II? That's not till the end of children.

TitleMessiah is him loosing is eyes and walking around with holes in his face creeping people out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Toshiro's character isn't a samurai, but the end up accepting him as one.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

More likely they will just make up a connection with Hillary and Kamala. Like they are in the same coven and drink adrenochrome together.

Why did my keyboard know autocorrect the spelling of that word?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.

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