HertzDentalBar

Wait that's not what a bidet is for?

So they celebrate by going slow?

Jokes on us, it's actually their boss who hates texting. My boss hates it, I text him anyways because I know it bugs him 😆

Fire works pretty good against ice.

I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I've been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs...

While I might not be able to see the magnetic flux, I do certainly feel it with my nipples.

Same, dont feel stupid though. Not everyone lives somewhere that home defense is a concern.

Is there such a place? 🥺

Hey don't discriminate, it's not just twinks....

I love calling older men daddy 😅

Cats are not dogs no matter how much mine thinks he is

Microchip bro, it's under their skin all pets should have them. Even if they are an indoor pet

Oh noes the schools are transing the kids and making them use litter boxes!

People shouldnt be allowed to have children. Problem solved.