GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don't like, we have canceled your series!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Wait, if I spray the can and lose my atheism, does that mean I no longer get to eat the Christian babies?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can do what you want with your own money, but it costs nothing to keep your bigoted opinions to yourself. Also, the quotes around "hateful" trigger me a bit. It wasn't "hateful", it was straight-up hateful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I live in a coal-producing area, and I agree with all of your points and I can't wait for the coal industry to be a thing of the past. However, coal is still best for making steel. The amount of coal that we need for producing steel is miniscule compared to the amount that is being mined for energy, but as long as we need steel, we will need at least some coal to produce it economically.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Bro put the punchline in the title.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

There's a Slowpoke meme here, but I'm too lazy to make it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I'm old.

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