GoldenDeLorean

Plot twist: The chair isn't even connected to the platform

Sconce.

Jesse Pinkman is based on Calvin

I don't have a specific vacuum recommendation, but here is a trustworthy ratings site that covers them.

https://www.rtings.com/vacuum

Also, look at Amazon bestsellers rankings. There are different types of vacuums (upright, canister, stick, etc.).

I have a Dyson v8 and a Dyson v11 and have no complaints except for long term battery life.

I also have a shark little portable shop vac, the messmaster. It's also very handy.

0.085 gigawatts

...krusty kamp...?

Every athlete who finished after him now has Covid.

I hold my breath for 2 breaths in a row. Works every. Single. Time.

Why is this a video?

I've never seen this one. Nice beaver.