Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you've just described my mom's driving. It's terrifying to ride anywhere with her.
GeeDubHayduke
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I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.
One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:
A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."
He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.
I'm seeing this meme get as much airtime as the whole "I'm a Navy seal" copypasta, and I'm not complaining.
Are you a xenomorph..?
Looks like obstruction is back on the menu, boys.
I agree completely, but your comment begs the question: can you supply a picture of Trump that isn't? He always looks like mummified foreskin wearing a cotton candy toupee to me.
Sorry. If it's not playground rules, then it's just mayhem.
You still here? You're not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?
cough cough "Born Again" cough cough
Isn't God infallible? So, how did he fuck you up the first time? Gotta take a mulligan? Sounds legit.
I'm pretty sure bubonic plague isn't noticing, either.
Doesn't begin and end with the same letter! You're out!
Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?