Can’t Kyle just go on another murder tour? That should raise them some money.
But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?
It doesn’t matter what they think. They’re going to coalesce around this pus filled boil and form the usual carbuncle. Get out and vote because at the end of the day they’re going to vote for Trump anyways.
Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.
Trump called for a Muslim ban and the Arabs in Michigan are like, yeah, that’s my guy.
Republicans are masterminds at not just getting people to vote against their own interest, but also at convincing them that they are, in fact, voting in their best interest.
If Trump wins I can’t help but wonder how many faces are going to be eaten by the leopards.
But you carried his water Bill. Didn’t you? And I’m willing to bet .25 cents that if he gets elected again you’ll be vying for a position in his administration. You fucking traitor.
Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…
The good people of Texas need to get their shit together and vote this tumor out of office.
A search of her phone later revealed she had searched for "taser pain level, gun shops, prepaid cellular phones and how to get someone out of their house", according to the affidavit.
The level of stupidity is absolutely astonishing.
He’s one of those people that always has to have the last word.
Edit:
In a post on his Truth Social platform Wednesday, Trump called his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, and the adult film actor Stormy Daniels “two sleaze bags who have, with their lies and misrepresentations, cost our Country dearly!”
Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome priest?!
Edit 2: Sorry, the actual quote is, “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”
-Henry II of England
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He’s literally telling us what he’s going to do with a second term and we’re still not taking this asshat seriously. Like I said, we seem to be asleep at the wheel.