FALGSConaut

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

strangelove We cannot allow a research gap!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And the opposite of this, if the menu is plain text and pictures of food that were taken with a digital camera from 2009 then its going to be fantastic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

timmy-pray please let them be rescued by a soyuz please it'd be so fucking funny if they got back home safe thanks to Roscosmos

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Besides the obvious like surplus labour value being stolen by my boss I've been stolen from a couple of times. I had my car broken into once (I accidentally left it unlocked since I had a family emergency to get to), they stole my jacket and some change out of the cup holder. I didn't really care since I had more tragic matters to deal with at the time and if they needed to steal my jacket they needed it more than me. I was/am lucky enough to have a spare so I really didn't think much about it. They did leave a half carton of coffee creamer behind though, I was a little confused about that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Critical support to poison ivy only because she's trying to engage with batman in good faith when he's the same kind of planet destroying ghoul as every other billionaire

If she kills Batman and that other billionaire? Uncritical support, I stan an eco warrior

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

But if we don't build new nukes we might not be able to end life as we know it! What kind of world would it be without the threat of atomic hellfire backing American foreign policy‽ The president must be able to move the doomsday clock closer to midnight even as he can't draw it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I work a lot with very dilute solutions, so I got the equation for calculating Parts Per Billion on my arm. The mods actually host it on this site, the link is at the bottom of the page right above the modlog

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try getting people to post identifing information Mr Feds fedposting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Faro plague time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

So many people have been indoctrinated that protein = meat and refuse to believe that plants have enough protein. I've just heard that argument so much, that if someone gave up meat where else would they get their protein? The carnist propaganda goes deep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They're doing 4 parts to this thing‽ Just make a tv show at that point! I was thinking about checking it out when I thought it was just two parts, but double that?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their brutish criminal conscripts vs our noble prisoner volunteers

 
 
 

I think my favourite part of this tract is the background demonstration of how Jack Chick's version of Christianity works with regards to the shithead kid background character. Throughout the story you see him abusing animals (pulling the cats tail, shooting at a bird with a slingshot, kicking at the cat) but as soon as he accepts Jesus as his savior all is instantly forgiven, no matter what you've done in the past. In Jack Chick's flavour of Christianity that's all that matters, good deeds are not required (this same idea is further explored in Flight 144)

~~Big Daddy?~~

~~Boo!~~

~~Charlie's Ants~~

Creator or Liar?

Flight 144

Gold Fever

Heart Trouble

Hi There

Holy Night

How to Get Rich

I See You!

It's All About You!

It's The Law!

Killer Storm

Somebody Angry?

Somebody Loves Me

The Choice

The Long Trip

The Walking Dead

Who Murdered Clarice?

Up next is Creator or Liar?, a pretty dull retelling of creation so I might do a double feature with the more interesting Flight 144, I'll see what I end up doing.

 

This one is a Friday the 13th ripoff, but it's the devil himself that's running around having a great time killing teenagers, but also the teenagers deserve it because they're satan-worshipping delinquents and not in the church like the good boy. Also, can't forget that Halloween is literally a satanic trap so your soul will be dragged to hell for all eternity. Again, nothing too wacky/bigoted (at least compared to other Chick Tracts), though I'm suspicious of the devil's depiction as an individual with a huge hooked nose trying to mislead proper Christian folk

~~Big Daddy?~~

~~Boo!~~

Charlie's Ants

Creator or Liar?

Flight 144

Gold Fever

Heart Trouble

Hi There

Holy Night

How to Get Rich

I See You!

It's All About You!

It's The Law!

Killer Storm

Somebody Angry?

Somebody Loves Me

The Choice

The Long Trip

The Walking Dead

Who Murdered Clarice?

Up next is Charlie's Ants, where God's relationship to humanity is compared to that of a child and an ant hill

 

Pretty standard CT fare, set up a straw man professor and have the Chad Christian student destroy them with facts and logic, leaving the professor a shell of a man who has instantly discarded everything he knew in favour of Jack Chick's flavour of fundamentalist Christianity

My collection currently includes the following:

~~Big Daddy?~~

Boo!

Charlie's Ants

Creator or Liar?

Flight 144

Gold Fever

Heart Trouble

Hi There

Holy Night

How to Get Rich

I See You!

It's All About You!

It's The Law!

Killer Storm

Somebody Angry?

Somebody Loves Me

The Choice

The Long Trip

The Walking Dead

Who Murdered Clarice?

I'll continue with them alphabetically unless there's specific ones people want to see next, I'll probably post one a day depending on how busy I am.

Next up is Boo!, a Halloween themed tract to kick off October!

 

I'm unsure what's the limit on pictures per post, my other plan is just use imgur but are there any better options? Thanks in advance

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