EmpatheticTeddyBear

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

Just announce Kelly. Have an astronaut for VP!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You. Look. Fabulous!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Look, they don't need your help in implementing bad ideas. Please stop assisting them... For all our mental health.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I second the motion!

[–] [email protected] 141 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Behold the difference between someone who knows what makes them happy verses the person who is told what is supposed to make them happy.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn't afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat's meow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting on an XKCD that references #936 with the fact that we soon as we have reliable, functional quantum computing, all of the passwords from before that point in time will be completely and utterly broken. That the only way to make a password that a quantum computer would have a tough time breaking is if it was made by another quantum computer. Unless of course the comic has already been made and I just missed it, which is a complete possibility because this year for me has been utterly crap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sign me up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

enshittification