ElBarto

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[–] ElBarto 8 points 1 year ago

Take that tech bros, now it's coming for you!

[–] ElBarto 48 points 1 year ago

Why won't these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

[–] ElBarto 4 points 1 year ago

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

[–] ElBarto 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Called Incontinentia.

[–] ElBarto 5 points 1 year ago

Why would you check that, just wait for the checkout to tell you you're broke.

[–] ElBarto 4 points 1 year ago

I love his shit eating grin when the other Klingon sees Jadzia.

Don't you remember the great Kurzon Dax?!

[–] ElBarto 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

[–] ElBarto 10 points 1 year ago

And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

[–] ElBarto 3 points 1 year ago

And I'm sure there's a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.

You weren't about to put your member away were you?

No I wasn't.

[–] ElBarto 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

 
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The moment is canon and can't be changed.

 
 
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