Doesnotexist

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As they say in Greece, when the cats away the mouse will dance.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The longer he’s a politician, the better. He gets good shot done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Totally logical and reasonable. I doubt it will ever happen, but it would be amazing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Because if he doesn’t, trumps people will chant “chicken!” And make bwak bwak noises. Powerful argument there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Every article fits trump perfectly. It’s ALWAYS projection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (8 children)

In my dreams, we have a flat tax of 30% over all income beyond 40k per year.

And wouldn’t it be neat if, on the tax return form, there was question:

Where would you like your tax dollars to go: • education • military • foreign aid • welfare programs • don’t care, equally distributed

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (5 children)

What a ridiculous gavel. Emblematic of a party that thinks the only way to power it through brute force. The part of the strong man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I trust the NSA a lot more than, for example, the Koch brothers, or some nameless billionaire none of us have heard of.

I rich dick can do more damage than a bunch of government employees. Giant conspiracies just don’t exist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

One in five of any sufficiently large population will be gullible morons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If it's pitch black, I look super sexy. My character is sexy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Lemmy is the Nicolette of reddit

 

Fun retro throwback

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to a wee mouse (youtu.be)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I've always loved this poem. And now in the original Scottish.

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