Dickey_Butts

Already given him important advice such as:

If you ever want a break just ask your co-workers what harry potter house they are - libs love that shit 20 minute break easy.

and

If you're going to quit / get fired just start telling callers you're taking donations to get Bill Clinton's name removed from the Epstein flight logs.

Open to other helpful suggestions

Edit: His description of his supervisor is hilarious but I dunno how much I can share. Apparently they got a Glengary Glen Ross style motivational speech today. This is the best thing to happen to me in a while

Do you feel it?

Inspired by this video about the Longbow games which seem really cool, but dated to the point where it might be better to watch a lets play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYawahBTJaI

Any media works, I'm just trying to get Sherwood-pilled.

SO apparently if you add enough instant coffee to make it taste like a "strong" cup of coffee... its gonna contain way more caffiene than you expected. Didn't realize it until my hands wouldn't stop jittering.

It actually tastes pretty good but yeah. Don't be like me. Looks like I'm definitely staying up until midnight.

The hard cuts killed me.

Mods can't stop us all - if the poster in front of you dies pick up their fleshlight and thrust onwards to victory.

I was gifted a good sized box of small unripe apples and pears that would only be useful for a small amount of jam or maybe candied.

I'm lazy and I didn't exactly feel like processing them so I set them out back, and it is cold enough now that they don't seem to be ripening / rotting.

Question is - If I leave them in the box over winter and they freeze and thaw - will that make the seeds viable do you think? Or is it necessary to take the seeds out of the fruit for some reason? There are so many that I don't really need to worry about a few being duds. I don't even know where I'd plant them but I'd like to get some use out of the seeds for fun.

I'm not even fucking around. I have had a lot of cats and she's the only one that will get pissed and attack ME instead of the toy after frustratingly chasing it around. Hilariouls but also makes it hard AF to play with her without a laser pointer.

Didn't know the guy but his parents had good taste.