DevastatedBungHole

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago

Cover up all destinguising marks.. Like tattoos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something bad had just happened to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Early 80s maybe 80 or 82

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Get your self a bidet, my friend, and you can blast the old hoop to your hearts content

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Bottom right

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My Mrs always says, "I'm not being funny, but" the proceeds to be funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How was dying the first time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So what you're actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You're lucky he gave a fuck what you thought

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I went to a comic gig earlier this year and they did an advert for sky, I was livid and proceeded to not engage anymore and tell everyone they're a shill

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