orange bean man no doodoo in 3 days mad

Hey, sorry if this isn't the right place to ask this (feel free to show me the way). I want to get myself a printer that can also scan. Main purpose is to not have endless sheets of paper laying around, but to scan Documents I recieve and then throwing them away so that I only have them digitally and can print stuff out only when I need them. Now I know that printers are the worst piece of hardware known to man and my needs not office-level.It doesn't have to have any more buttons or features than are needed to scan a doublesided document and print them, without clogging/eating paper, and print black and white text without complaining about being low on yellow ink.

So my question generally is: what is the most minimalist, non-bullshit printer/scanner that I could get? But since all my devices run Linux I figured I'd just ask this here. Are there any big issues I have to look out for? Brands to avoid? (i.e nvidia being a no go for a lot of linux users) Preferably

I am a total noob, but really enjoy both surfing and bhopping from time to time to get a break from regular fragging noobs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I regularly wondered if there were maps that combine bhopping with surfing mid-run, for example you ramp up speed by surfing and there is a part where you can't reach the next slope, but you have to bhop of of a little platform in between the two slopes, or the other way around, I am sure people can find creative ways to make interesting maps.

I looked around and found none - is there a technical reason why this isn't possible? Is there just no one interested in that? Oooor: Are there awesome maps that I simply didn't find?