I've definitely tried to turn on my kitchen timer but it tells me it can't connect to the wi-fi.
Really seems like the most likely scenario at this point. Edit: this comment didn't age well, thankfully.
My brain totally just ignored that it was in the wrong order.
Dogs would never!
Pennsylvania maybe? I dunno I'd probably have to do a full state ranking.
I mean I highly dislike them but also feel like many people like them for the exact reasons I dislike them.
At that point I guess it's in nature's hands. Godspeed, bunny.
If she was really sure it wasn't injured then it seems like it should just be released. Wild animals rarely make good pets.
I'm honestly kind of surprised at the level of ire I've seen directed at this. Maybe because it never seemed that notable to me to begin with? But it just seems obvious that this is a big advertisement, nothing more.
Just a note that cats carry all sorts of nasty diseases, and even if they don't manage to kill their prey immediately they usually die of infection shortly after.
How much energy does telepathy use though?
It sounds like they're just splitting out original programming, so from a service's point of view it's not a weird thing to track.