CapraObscura

Fuck your fucking dick in the fucking dickhole, fucker.

More okay than your dumb ass. Shut the fuck up and fucking fuck the fucking fuckers, fucker.

Fuckbaaaaaalls.

So you destroyed it to the point of not working, or you put a tiny scratch that only a total bitch would care about into the glass which can be easily replaced?

BIFL does not mean "maintenance free for eternity." Shit needs to get fixed sometimes.

Mosquitoes specifically can all fuck off and die without anything really noticing. Anything that uses them as a food source has other options. They provide no net benefits in the way bees, spiders, worms, or basically anything else does.

The rest of the multi-legged realm is kind of really fucking important.

He was charged was wire fraud. That's basically the Secret Service's THING.

Don't do wire fraud. Anything else is pretty fine. The moment the fraud goes over wires, you're ultrafucked.

This is what you get for having an utterly stupid return policy. Complete assholes come in, asshole the place up, and get their balls slurped by management because 'DER COOSTERMUR IS ALWAYS ROIT!!!'

Happy to see these idiots (HD management) get fucked over like this. They all deserve it. Management in these stores is uniformly soulless corporate robots or people so beaten down by mediocrity that they can't be bothered to leave for a company that won't treat them like shit.

61 stores. This is not one dude being a dick. This is systemic failure on HD's part. Fuck 'em.

Also fuck that guy because there's no doubt he was a prick to everyone he encountered.

Because when someone says "COME HERE" they're making the statement that whatever you're doing is pointless shit that can be dropped immediately.

I didn't tolerate that with my parents, and I sure as shit wouldn't tolerate it with a spouse. If you can't be bothered to give me a reason to go there, don't fucking tell me to go there.

"Hey, check this shit out!" - Fine. Implies it's on my own time. "Could you come in here?" - Fine. A request can be denied. "Come here." - I'm not your fucking dog.

Or maybe they're just not the magical pixie dust so many people that don't own them think they are. Multiple sizes of Mirra and Aeron killed my upper back. As it turns out, having shitty mesh doesn't actually support your back so much as it just wedges it into a vaguely U shape. I tried "superior office chair" after "OMG AMAZING OFFICE CHAIR" and the only thing that doesn't leave me reaching for pain pills are good quality gaming chairs, which are typically stiffer.

Because, again, ergonomics is an individual thing and not a fucking marketing point. An "ergonomic" chair is only "ergonomic" if you happen to personally fit that manufacturer's definition of "ergonomic."