Canopyflyer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Two fish in a tank.

One turned to the other and asked; "How do we drive this thing?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

How do blind skydivers know when to deploy their chute?

When the leash goes slack.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Here is a derivative of that one:

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

What do you get when you pull the wings off of a fly?

A walk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No and I'm already to that point.

It's just my two older brothers that are left. One is a narcissist and not worth my time. The other is a rabid Gravy SEAL who would rather have Kyle Shittenhouse as his brother than me.

It's not just politics that separates me from them, there is a lot of family history of disrespect and attempted abuse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

54m here, can I join in?

Pay yourself first. You pay rent, you pay a car payment, add paying yourself first. That payment can be as little as $1, but it goes into a savings fund AND IT IS GONE, just like any other payment EVERY MONTH. When the savings fund gets to an amount that it can be rolled into something that makes more interest, do it. But that money is GONE, for all intents and purposes. When do you use it? You will know, when you can pull it out for something that is not an emergency, but rather something that will last the rest of your life. No, cars don't count.

Cars, trucks, etc.... Here is the thing about cars and trucks. THEY ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU STAY ENSLAVED TO MAKING PAYMENTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE. But wait Canopyflyer, you say with a roll of your eyes, I HAVE to have a car, because there's no public transit where I live. Dude, I live in the United States, no one takes public transit here, I fucking know. So thanks for dropping anchor there admiral obvious. Buy the most reliable and cheap to run car you can possibly find. That doesn't mean an old shitbox. Buy a car that's a couple of years old that has a reputation for reliability and has already lost that first year's depreciation. I currently drive a 10 year old Camry LE, that I bought with 7k on the odo. Using a car to show how big your cock isn't, is the epitome of stupidity and is disastrous to your future financial health. If you're driving the latest SmallCockMobile with a $1k payment +... You are a complete fucking moron.

CAVEAT ON VEHICLES: If you can have someone else pay for it, then sure, go buy that ego mobile. That includes the company you work for, or if you're in a business where you have to have a certain type of vehicle. I have a great deal of respect for a person that works with their hands and needs a truck to carry their tools.

OK, maybe that's two bits of advice, but both are financial, so I'm sticking with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not imposter syndrome for me either. At least I didn't bring down millions of systems all across the world

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hey Crowdstrike...

That's not imposter syndrome you're feeling right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 129 points 2 months ago (14 children)

And where...

THE FUCK...

Is the FBI?

If that's not a terroristic threat, then what is?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Traitorous Convicted Felon Fucking Demented Rapist Idiot.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Convicted Felon Fucking Demented Rapist Idiot.

Ftfy

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