CalamityEmu

joined 11 months ago
 

I'm trying to branch out but somehow I always end up on the same two branches.

 
 

Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

 
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The DM's description of the damage was "You still have enough bones to keep most things in place."

 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Speaking as a player (most of the time) I love making things worse for my poor character. And I send my evilest ideas to my DM. Who then makes them heartachingly worse. It's great.

 

If this posts twice, my apologies, it was loading super slow and I tried to upload again. If not, do me a favor and disregard this message. Didn't happen.

 
 

I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.

 
 
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Lower level and a high-level NPC bard gave the inspiration. Unsure whether he gave it to the NPC I was up against; if so, the guy flubbed that roll too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We did manage to steal it and that is eventually the plan. Provided we can throw it without touching it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Like someone with a deep US Southern accent saying geese. Gee-uhs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

At least one of these does look like it's 3d. I hope they did drop at least one die in here amongst the loot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hm. Re-watching (scene inside the wagon starts about 1:27:00) and yeah, as she's swinging in and we see the floor from a different angle, they are flat. But at least one of them in this pic looks like a d6 with pips.

Missed opportunity here, movie folks :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0019.html

Looking forward to this for my character. One more level... :D

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

First off the development of that backstory is beautiful.

Also my rogue lost all her dignity to a mimic recently. 2 mimics. I shot the second one and tried to hide from it on a bookshelf but it frog-tongued me. Also lost almost all my hit points.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I suppose the correct pedantic way to say it is "Lego bricks" even in the plural. But brevity in titles is a thing I strive for. Less so in the comments section. Also marbles. Marbles feel surprisingly sharp for spheres when stepped upon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That's rough, buddy.

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