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This has sick emoji potential

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Hey did you know that you can "revive" day old bread if you put a little bit of water on it and put it in the oven? I didnt (hexbear.net)
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SNL made a sketch mocking "the most important election in our lifetime" and it's not terrible | What's that name election edition (feat. Tim the VP running mate) (www.youtube.com)
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Jeremy Clarkson to lead 20,000 farmers as they descend on Westminster to protest inheritance tax changes (www.lbc.co.uk)
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Jeremy failson more like. Dickhead buys a farm to dodge taxes, then gets pissy when the tax dode loophole gets a teeny tiny bit more ~~fiddlycult~~ ~~difficult~~ fiddlycult to loo.
Jere not my son more like. jemorony clackson more like

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Man kicks cartoonishly round hole in wall, escapes police interrogation room (streamable.com)
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:heres-johnny: :kool-aid-man:

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2024 Pre-Election Cold Open (feat. Kamala Harris) - SNL (www.youtube.com)
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Fazerdaze - In Blue (youtu.be)
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Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson judges decision (streamff.com)
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UlyssesT logs off, Kissenger dies. REgon logs off, Dennis Prager dives. You log off, who dies? (hexbear.net)
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The committee needs a drink after this (hexbear.net)
 
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Harry Potter is the only book the main median amerikkkan has read (hexbear.net)
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How do ~~you~~ we mainly censor certain countries? (hexbear.net)
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We were thinking: some countries like Fr*nce should not be written uncensored. So what's the best way to censor other countries?

Our first idea is to change the censor for g*rmany to germ*ny, as it's considered impolite to take the germ out of it but it's (almost) always right to take the man out bridget-pride-stay-mad

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:toastify-is-awesome: (hexbear.net)
 
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