BudgetBandit

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[–] BudgetBandit 3 points 1 week ago

I found it and edited it into the comment!

[–] BudgetBandit 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I found it and edited it into the comment!

[–] BudgetBandit 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to "similar videos" you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5915ae689b1b4

[–] BudgetBandit 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This always reminds me of that one joke my iPhone‘s Siri once told me that left me in tears:

What do you get when you cross a dog with an octopus?

Tap for answerA reprimand involving the bioethics commission and the immediate withdrawal of all research funding.

[–] BudgetBandit 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No you don’t

[–] BudgetBandit 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually not all rats are afraid of cats. I had a lot of pet rats and some cats. While the two cats are mostly afraid and respectful of the rats, about 1/4 of the rats had no problem co-existing with the cats. Like, they saw the cat as a rat and acted like it, not afraid or anything, while another rat peed herself because she was so scared of the cats.

[–] BudgetBandit 11 points 1 week ago

Glad the see TheFatRat is doing great! 🐀

[–] BudgetBandit 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

[–] BudgetBandit 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BudgetBandit 6 points 2 weeks ago

I just pretendo it’s Nintendo and it’s all goodo

[–] BudgetBandit 5 points 2 weeks ago

As long as they don’t ask me to break my Duolingo streak it’s all good. I‘m scared of that owl

 
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Worth it. (sh.itjust.works)
 
 

Maybe you’re even lost in these memories?

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