Brkdncr

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

One of the owners was at a conference with a number of other employees and showed his dick to one of the women. I think she got $100k to resign.

One of the owners came back to the office after a summer party and did coke off of someone else’s desk and left it there. Didn’t hear if they had to do anything for that.

One of the married older owners paid one of the married younger assistants for some in-office sex during the day. Got caught.

One of the married owners got his married assistant pregnant. She left town for about a year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Not a movie but the Raised By Wolves opening theme song is pretty epic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Batteries are only good for about 5 years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

My keen boots fit me better than Merrill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

lol no they arent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you are ever in the area and have an hour or two to burn, go to this place. It’s simply odd.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (10 children)

At two moments of time you are either the last person to be born or the last person to die.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im not having much luck getting top/bottom accepted at my job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Warranty replacement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I was given a small food processor and a small bullet blender a decade ago and I still use them monthly.

I have a full size brevelle food processor that gets less use.

 

Is there a way to automatically upvote on reply?

 

After a 5 hour flight every joint in my body hurts. Most people dont seem to have this issue. What’s wrong with me?

 

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