Bombastic

Have you considered reporting her to HR (Horse Resources) for inappropriate behaviour in a grazeplace environment?

My condolences.

How is a noob supposed to read and understand any of that?

Even my friends to which I have explained the general philosophy and utility of Linux (some of which are intrigued and somewhat open to switching) would look at me as if I were insane were I to send them this "guide"

My cousin dreamt it

Bookmarked. Thanks

ITT: People who got mad at the title and didn't bother reading the article

But this one make more sense because Tanith keeps her word and goes from "would" to "did"

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

Is that guy the soy wojak?

Lies spread by Big Volcano

Wake up sheeple