BluJay320

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Woah, they’re. Don’t be so combative

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To the realization that we continue to exist 😔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Best I can do is vehement antinatalism

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s the opposite of “task failed successfully”?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you genuinely believe the sanity of your children rests on the whole 20 seconds it takes to return your shopping cart, you are thoroughly delusional.

Not only that, but you should seriously rethink your parenting skills. If you are so afraid of how your children will react that you can’t even return a shopping cart, then your children have very serious self-control issues, which again stem from your own parenting

Return your shopping cart. It is not that dire, you’re just being lazy and trying to make excuses for it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We Americans love our anecdotes

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Fuck JK Rowling and everything associated with her

Granted, I never cared for Harry Potter to begin with, and by the time I finally tried to watch it, it didn’t interest me in the slightest

Also have a bad taste in my mouth because my ex “friend”’s wife rubbed it in my face that she’d gotten Hogwarts Legacy to try to get a reaction after seeing the conflict over it online

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You’re making that up

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Halo CE on Blood Gulch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I mean… We’re not even sure space is a thing NOW

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oats Jenkins has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Definitely check out his airport security skit, that one’s my favorite

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