BananaPeal

Reminds me of a Bender line.

Petunia: "Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that's what I say."

Bender: "You should say something else."

This would be ideal, but some people work jobs where it's not feasible.

Yeah that's my thought.

He also needs help with next year's plans. He's an elected official, he can't make decisions by himself.

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

I sell murder and murder accessories.

Looks like there's a new contender for the title of bestagon. Wait until CGPGrey hears about this.

He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

Pffft. I still can't get over the first time someone unironically used the term "this shit slaps" in front of me.

I hear it. Off in the distance. It's the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.