BananaPeal

Every heard of the word meme?

I thought Papa Woody was just Arbor Day. Good to see him branching out.

Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They're big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh'. He'd just say it!

I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it's too hard.

I also don't see why.

Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.

Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

I call it tactical mode.

Tombert.

First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I'm just going to list a few real names I've heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot