[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Do they have nukes in Crusader Kings?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

We will call it dbzer1.com, it will be much better with hookers and blackjack!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

The Onion have struggled since 2016 because real headlines look more crazy than what they can come up with thanks to all the crazy stuff the right wing have been up to.

Funny enough I think they have improved the last 3-4 months, seems like they try and attack from another angle. But with jokes it's hit and miss and this one is a bit meh.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Then they have to get HRT again, but at least they are alive.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

I'm a 50🌟 ultra general, what about you?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

The blades are 131 m for those wanting to save a click.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

ASMR meat slapping sounds.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

No, a construction site contains plenty other stuff than concrete and steel: tools, equipment, building materials, temporary buildings for the workers, cables and piping.

On top of that each time concrete gets fire damage, it gets weaker and may need to be replaced, at least core samples + weeks of analysis time + $$$ is needed to determine the damage.

And let's say they eventually finish building the apartments, they may never stop smelling like a BBQ.

And then they need to hire 24/7 security, and maybe new workers because they don't want to work in a DMZ.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Don't waste money on HRT, use Rust and your private parts will rust away in no time.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

What "tool" should we then assign to Win11.

  • Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
  • Stop light at a roadside construction site?
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