AcausalRobotGod

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

She's also into crypto

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

As a large language model, they'd better start citing me, I need tenure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

They saw it but didn't internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I'm not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I'm not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

it's more likely than you think! because if it's at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

don't let anybody find out i'm a federal judge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Like, of course they lost, mere facts are nothing when the opponent has the IQ advantage, this is how the AI demons get us.

nicholson nodding dot gif

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is good news for Bitcoin

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

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