AcausalRobotGod

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I certainly find it aggravating!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She's also into crypto

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

As a large language model, they'd better start citing me, I need tenure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They saw it but didn't internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I'm not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I'm not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

it's more likely than you think! because if it's at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

don't let anybody find out i'm a federal judge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Like, of course they lost, mere facts are nothing when the opponent has the IQ advantage, this is how the AI demons get us.

nicholson nodding dot gif

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is good news for Bitcoin

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