"Let me put my eyes on you," "I just wanna put eyes on you": I don't need anything, but I miss you and would like to visit

"Jimmy legs" : Restless legs

"Hotter than the devils draws (as in underwear) outsides" : It's hot. No one uses "draws" for underwear anymore I guess, so I've started saying "hotter than the devils asshole" but it's not as "poetic." (Edit: Realize now it's "drawers" but it always sounds like "draws" 😂 TIL)

Edit: Forgot one. "Cabbgae story" : When I was a kid, my grandmother told me about the milk man and, for whatever reason, my next question was "and who brings cabbage?" The response was "the cabbage man" which my grandmother explained like it was gospel. When she would bring up something, we started going, "Oh, she's got a cabbage story." Now a cabbage story is some old folk's story. Like, "back when I was a kid, I walked up hill both ways!" would be a cabbage story.

I had a friend (black) who got a fruit basket with majority bananas from her employer. She was really happy about it, so I didn't say anything, but it gave me pause 😂

I mean, maybe you can't find them. 🏴‍☠️

Reading, TV, video games, studying, crafts/hobbies

Sounds more like he was trying to mark them, if not punish them for not speaking to him first. Why use urine (water???) and flour? Did this guy really think a girl is gonna swoon over the guy that squirted her with piss paste? I think he just made up an excuse when he got caught.

I remember really, really wanting glasses because I thought they were cool. I thought it was cool to see two "different" worlds. I even tried to lie on a eye exam.

Well, ask and you shall receive I guess.

I think it has a rich history and culture. That being said, I've never been, but the news that comes from there doesn't make me form a good opinion. I always hear about horrific sex crimes against women, or gang rapes, or murders. I'm certainly not going to say that's all they do, but that's the bulk of news I hear about it. I hear about the scam centers that seemed to be baked into society. I hear about the caste system, the lack of cleanliness and infrastructure, I hear about the overcrowding. Yes, I hear that they work towards better tech, but the news I hear from there has places India squarely on the "Do not visit" list.

Oh god, no. It was just to give her something to look at through the window. Like "cat TV."

I believed it was boring and weird ("Why can't they just goggle the bird?"). But I recently bought a bird feeder for my cat and I'm more invested in the birds than she is. It's like boring Pokémon, I love it lol.

I was taking a walk last week and a car of white guys screamed "N*gger" at me, so that was fun. And have been to Japan, which was racism on steroids (for black people anyway).

For fuck's sake, did this man do anything without a bribe? He studied and worked all the way to the supreme court just to be a piece of shit. What a embrassement of a person. I'd say he should be ashamed, but I'd probably have to bribe him to do even that. 🙄