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I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention, rather than a casual "hello" like it is now, so it sounded rude to some older folks.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The calling parents "dude" wars are still raging, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I call my mom dude all the time.

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[–] marine_mustang 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Isn’t that just Swedish for “hello”, brought here by Swedish immigrants?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This actually happened to me at a supermarket in Chilliwack. The description is spot on. Grumpy old dude, 19 year old me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hey! Listen!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The proper response to someone saying hay, is straw.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of that old joke "what do gay horses eat? Hay hay haaaayyyyyy" that was told to us by a teacher in I dunno, middle school probably. Gotta love the 90s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

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The Pumpkin Dipshit, @ParSpec

Remembering how common it was in like the early nineties for a kid to say "hey" and some old timer to respond "hay is for horses!" as part of some campaign to label "hey" as rude and force kids not to say it. They're gone now and we still say hey. You lost, old timers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Hay is for horses… and cows like it too! -Grandpa

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