this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago

This is 4Chan's Loss.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Old joke in Finland but a great one. I've had two people tell me this as something that "totes really" happened to their friend lol.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is just like a Jack Whitehall story from Graham Norton

https://youtu.be/UIL9CiUDHp0?si=wHVYzOhSuLOq-TQi

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It's an old joke, I've heard it way before Whitehall told it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I've seen this one many times. I still laugh every time.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 16 points 9 months ago

Behold! My poop.

[–] Itte 14 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Anon gave that poop a proper send-off 🫡🎺

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Why would you censor the poop

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The joke works better with other countries. Swedes usually speak English exceptionally well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At the risk of overexplaining the joke, I think the word "titta" being used in this context plays a significant role in making this as funny as it is. It just wouldn't be as funny if it was, say, Spanish ("mira") or French ("regarde").

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think so. I originally heard it with Spanish being used.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Okay then. I think "titta" makes it a lot funnier than "mira" would have been, regardless of the likelihood of any of this actually happening.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

anon got someone to take part in their weird fetish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Pro tip: read the panels before the green text

[–] Dindonmasker 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago