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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎

[–] hmmm 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Life is race, be racist" - Random Internet user

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

my bars are big and they keep getting bigger that's cause Jesus christ is my ______

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The greatest racist that's ever lived

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Vroom Vroom 🏎🏎🏎

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

... I realized I'm trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there's a casual link?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm not Rusting enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Correct.

Source: am a crusty-asian

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

This. This is how you get me to try your programming language.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Rust: works

Zig: segmentation fault

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Also no higher-order functions like map, filter, reduce etc.

Really weird design decision for a brand new language.

Comptime is pretty dope tho, I wish Rust had that instead of relying on macros so much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@CanadaPlus @unique_hemp the biggest difference is that they don't make any memory changes invisibly

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago

Rust has cute crab

Zig has scary lizard

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Zig isn't even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It finished even faster when it crashes right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Development paradigms spearheaded by MySQL and PHP, where it was discovered that you can be really fast if you don't care about getting the right answer.

[–] savedbythezsh 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to point out, the value add of Rust isn't speed, it's safety in a low-level language. C is also just as fast, it's just that Rust guarantees safety in a wide class of potential catastrophic bugs with little to no runtime overhead, by using the design of the language and compiler.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's very true. My main issue though is the steep learning curve

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Never heard of zig before, thanks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I dunno man... having "no macros" as a selling point?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I wanted to try zig a couple of times now but was always put off by lacking tooling and generally bad compiler errors. Its kinda hard to justify spending time on something if you see the compiler point out an error inside a standart lib zig file and there is no directon for a fix whatsoever. Im hoping it'll get better because the language seems really great

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I am a simple man. I see Astolfo, I upvote.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm s simple

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

FORTRANposting

[–] lemmy_nightmare 0 points 9 months ago

🤣🤣🤣