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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Just for anyone who has this thought: your stool can have blood in it occasionally for trivial reasons, when you should be concerned is when your stool is pitch black, that means youre bleeding somewhere farther up your digestive tract and that is when it's a problem.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Unless it's black because you ingested Bismuth subsalicylate, the active ingredient in Pepto Bismol. That will make poops black.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

If you are consuming pepto you are relieved when you poop, regardless of the colour, if it is solid that is.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Or Pepto. It makes me shit tar 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hence the phrase "if it's black, call your proctologist back."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Unless you drink a lot of Guinness 😂

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Portlandia - '911 Beets Emergency' (feat. Jeff Goldbum)

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's always beets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

drinking a lot of green tea makes a poopy greeny.

that's how you know you have reached oneness with nature.