this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If slick tyres are used in F1, they’re good enough for me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Make sure you use your tire warmers every morning.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Use the butane crack torch. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Should oil the brake pads too, don't want them to squeak.

[–] rug_burn 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Good for cleaning the disk, and good for accidental manslaughter

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

True lmao. I'm sanding my brain brb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

When I found this meme it ruined the next two years of my friends' lives

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] rug_burn 5 points 9 months ago

Made me laugh more than my post did

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Come on now, this meme has been getting reposted so much its starting to degrade.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

hmmm, maybe someone has been sanding it down so it reposts smoother on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Well I'm tyred of it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

This meme is so old it should be retired.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Box, box. No stay out. Stay out!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So, do you want a new set of mediums or prefer a new set of hards? Question.

[–] Sabre363 22 points 9 months ago

Smooth ride to the mortuary

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Keep it this way, so Darwin can do his job

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

racing slicks baby, more contact patch

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

As with speed, as with smooth driving: start with the suspension.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

brb sanding down my suspension

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why stop there? If sanding things down makes performance more optimal, I'mma sand down every component in my vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No no you're missing the point. Sand the road flat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You're not thinking this all the way through, why sand flat when you can sand downhill?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Sanding down the pistons rn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Those transmission gears would probably work way better without those teeth on 'em.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget your camshafts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And the crankshaft bearings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

F1 is everything but smooth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It also plays a big role in towing capacity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Each time this meme get reposted his tyre gets sanded down just a bit more.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also less microplastics by abrasion on the road.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

OP already did all the abrasion in advance!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Grip>displacement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Thats a smooth way to see god.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Smooth ride into a wall