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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blue Jays would definitely commit armed robbery if they could.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been a week, please stop. The kids are scared.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooof - after 2 weeks i finally managed to stop smiling. Sorry for that, i hope the kids are ok!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a relief. And that's fine, nothing a few years of therapy can't fix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'll try sleeping it out

Edit: talking about sleeping, made me wonder: are the kids in bed? It's already pretty late

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They're probably in bed, it got really quiet. I'm sure that's a good sign.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't forget the salt lick for the horse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Or the grease for the carriage axels.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you befriend too many crows

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, a group of crows would commit another kind of crime

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's see... a group of crows... some kind of crime...

It's tax fraud, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Close, its bank fraud

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tax evasion?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love the name tag .... Guy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

tbf it was a name first

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

breaks into song about armed robbery

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

🎵 Do you wanna rob a pet shoooop?

Come on, let's go get paaaaaid 🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It doesnt have tolbe a petshop...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Damn that was funny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] LetKCater2U 3 points 1 year ago

It’s the pigeon cartel from We Bare Bears!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I hate when that happens to me