this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

"This is the most disturbing porn I've seen"

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the "Yeah..."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

[–] andrew_bidlaw 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You'd be glad they haven't got sick that weekend.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I've got Thursdays and Fridays

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

wait a minute

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can't call you out without admitting they were lying

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Oh, you have kids, too?