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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's life flashes before his eyes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey if I'm dead, I'm dead. Their problem now.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

I asked an EOD guy once about the stress of bomb defusing. He shrugged & said “It’s not. I’m either right, or suddenly it’s not my problem any more.”

[–] Itte 31 points 9 months ago

family is surrounding you

porn addict

something isn't right anon

[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 9 months ago

Ghost cytoplasm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have come back to this 4 times today, and can't stop laughing.

[–] Early_To_Risa 4 points 9 months ago

That's 4 more times it will show up at the end

[–] Meowoem 4 points 9 months ago

It's true, this is what happened to me