this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] Jay 12 points 1 year ago

SpongeBob stayed underwater. He still has to work and has a lot on his plate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many close calls with a shark have you had? Like one, maybe? You should be thanking this mama.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fish don’t understand existential dread. I have a close call with that every day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mammals were especially a mistake. Let's get back to that Mesozoic shit. Eggs are a smart way to deliver offspring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fire and forget fatherhood. A classic