this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (17 children)

I’m still zero not even 100% I’m using this site right lol.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Thanks everyone might regret this if it blows up like Reddit used to

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I’m doing my part!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hello, I am a notification. Welcome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Not anymore! We (the internet) love you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

you're doing great bro, keep up the good work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It just needs to work for the end user

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hello 👋 Hope your day is going well!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Here, have a reply

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hellos friend. : )

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I don’t think so either 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here’s your notification test

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You'll get more eventually.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sending a notification your way!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello and here is your dopamine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would you all be so kind as to offer me some dopamine as well?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

For me, it's more like "Did I accidentally drop a hot take and got the entire community to go against me?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn, guess I'm still used to reddit. I see something like that, and I'm like "the fuck you want?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"oh good someone disagrees with me., I wonder what I said"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That is my initial reaction as well, but then I check them and people are just replying like normal humans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Standing in the corner at the party like, they don't know I have 30 messages in my lemmy inbox

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do they even understand federation?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My first reaction is (like it was back on Reddit): Fuck, what did I do?

Either I made a good comment or something really controversial, either way now I'm stuck with replying to everyone.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where are y'all finding people to reply to you that many times

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

here's one!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just gotta be brave enough to comment everywhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And post everywhere too

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Imagine actually posting anything.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You enjoy that? I hate going through those. I had like 1500 unread notifications on reddit at one point. 15 right now on lemmy. Give me a few weeks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Here. Have another one.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me that's usually after I had a few adult beverages the night before and my internal filters took a vacation. I either pissed a bunch of people off or said something funny for once.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i have not had a single individual experience in my life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Let us flood their inbox!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] afa 2 points 1 year ago

I just lost the game

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