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fly, you fool! (slrpnk.net)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Sabre363 86 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I'm just standing there with my thumb up my ass

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

I don't know about your local customs, but where I come from, it's actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

[–] rustydrd 18 points 9 months ago

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

(Me coming back with the wrong onions)

FOOL OF A TOOK!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I'm not the smartest person.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Child hood trauma resurfacing....

Little me using all my text adventure skills....

/West

/South

/West

"You enter the vegetable isle"

/Look

"You see carrots potatoes and cabbage"

/Search onions

"Sorry I don't know [onions]"

😰

"You hear a loud voice shouting"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

/Search onion

"You have found onion"