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Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.

Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house

AnswerAny a house can't jump

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gonna use this on my kids tonight:

“Bet you $1 I can jump higher than a house!”

[jump like 2 inches] “Aight, I won, pay up.”

“What was that?”

“Houses can’t jump, douchebags!”