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[–] sedawk 3 points 1 year ago

Where is the phase where management spends all the dev time getting contracts in place, then gets mad when they can't keep the same schedule?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Except for the fact that testing began before release, this is totally accurate.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The one done in live production environment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't testing when you let the customers use it in production to make sure it works?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you mean? The customers are the testers, they just don't know it yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Project reality was an absolute failure. Why my parents didn't pick project abortion instead I'll never know

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Code needs to start in parallel with the kick off meetings and run the full length of the program. Otherwise looks accurate!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When onboarding takes forever and the customer doesn't want to move up their deadlines.