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[–] [email protected] 139 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

13 Fridays the 13th

Jason would unionize if he had that many hours of work to do

[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (4 children)

If the first was Monday as he describes, every 12th would be a Friday. There would be exactly zero Fridays on the 13th of any month.

Every 13th would only be Friday if the first was on Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

Oh shit you're right.

Then I think Jason should look into universal basic income cuz he's about to be out of his job.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yay for The Human Calculator Calendar. Boo for not crediting sources. A missed opportunity to replace Jesse's name with, "Scott."

Double boo for not explaining the extra day every year, not to mention leap year. (364 / 28 = 13.)

Final boo for conflating the real world ~29.5 day imprecise lunar month with the 28 day English common law lunar month.

[–] Kecessa 50 points 9 months ago

"not crediting sources"

Anyone that's able to do math and that takes 30 seconds to look at our calendars can come up with the same reflection, nothing special with the "human calculator".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

"The simple idea of a 13-month perennial calendar has been around since at least the middle of the 18th century. Versions of the idea differ mainly on how the months are named, and the treatment of the extra day in leap year."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Kodak used to operate on this 13 month calendar. When I asked someone who used to work there, she was shocked that I knew about it and said that it was the best thing about working there. The original plan that this calendar is based on called for a liminal day between years for New Year's Day with 2 days for leap years

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I work for a company which used to have 13 financial periods. It was great. Then they switched to 12 and we now have a couple of 5 week periods thrown in to balance the year out. I don't know why they decided that but it's not as good now.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Big Calendar would never allow for this. Imagine only ever having to buy one calendar!

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How is no one in here talking about the International Fixed Calendar? It was exactly this, and Kodak used it for 60 years. It does work. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Huh, so this + Human Era dating is now my new favorite calender (there's a sentence lol)

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Every birthday you have, for your entire life, being on a Wednesday.

Sounds great.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Well if the 1st is on Sunday then every month would have a Friday 13th.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is Jason Voorhees propaganda

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I don't wanna pay bills for another month

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Landlords salivating at the prospect of an entirely new way to increase rent almost 10% for every tenant

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

But think of the possibilities. If you were born on the 31st, you'd stop aging.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let’s make each month 73 days.

5 months. We can figure out a season for each one!

And pay less than half as much rent!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (7 children)

See also: Metric time.

10hrs in a day. 100min in a hour. 100 sec in a min.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Hmn...

You'd need to redefine the derived SI Units, or take new measurements for newly derived units. Newtons, joules, pascals, hertz, coulombs, watts, volts, ohms, farads, siemens, webers, teslas, henrys, becquerels, grays, sieverts, and katals.

Also not to mention motion and heat.

You could say there's a large amount of pressure to not change, or that it's a high "bar"...

I hope you smiled, because that is one joke I will not be making again.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Though I like the idea a lot, 60 has the great advantage that you can devide it by 2,3,4,5 and 6 which is a very useful property... The real power move would be to use the 60-system for everything... Like the Babylonians did, or so I heared

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Except that a lunar cycle is 29.5 days long.

The Jews recognized this and their calendar runs akin to it (https://www.timeanddate.com/date/jewish-leap-year.html), but with 7 "leap months" occurring over the course of 19 years. Of course, then they fuck it up with extra or fewer days to keep certain holidays from falling on certain days of the week. You win some, you lose some.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fuck it. No-one is this thread can seem to agree, so I'm making a unilateral declaration that from here on out, all units of time except for the second are abolished, and we just use unix time for everything. You have until 1699217619s to make the switch.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Let this mofo cook.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Two words: Seasonal regression

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

So? I don't care if it's hot in December or not and presumably we can figure out a more sciency way to time crop planting. Not like the almanac is worth fuckall in a changing climate anyhow.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

13 x 28 = 364

Make New Years Day it's own thing, not counted in a month (or just make the new 13th month 29 days long), and continue tacking on leap days to the end of February using the currently established rules.

The length of the year doesn't change and no seasonal regression. It has so many fewer exceptions than our current system that you'd wonder how we ever ended up with a 12 month calendar.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

you’d wonder how we ever ended up with a 12 month calendar

Roman Empire politics...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Lousy Smarch weather.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I've never been a fan of this idea, it doesn't go far enough and further makes things less symmetric/divisible. I say we use 6-day weeks, 5 weeks per month, 12 months per year, and an inter-calary holiday week of 5-6 days. A six day week means 4 days working, 2 days rest, and that can be staggered more easily/equitably assuming work needs full coverage in a week. We start the new year on the Spring Equinox because it's generally more pleasant.

For bonus points, we switch to base-12 (or dozenal) in our numbering system because after the transition it's a much easier system to deal with as far as division and multiplication is concerned (e.g. 1/4 would be .3 instead of .25, 1/3 is .4 instead of .333..., 1/2 is .6, etc.).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (15 children)

What would we call the 13th month?

* sorry guys, this had apparently been decided already

[–] Poiar 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Grass 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Octember it will be after October. The names will be just as incorrect as they have been for way too long but if anyone wanted the names and order to correspond to their own meaning it would have been fixed by now.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If we change the number of months, the names of the off-by-two months (September through December) are getting fixed too. It's better to fix all of the technical debt at the same time.

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