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The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

the last 10 minutes have been like a fever dream, United players just standing there as we run rings around them

What is this marking?????

Eras do come to an end

But not now

The Haaland-Foden Darby

Hopefully people can find shirts of this small team

Onana lonely out here man

He’s one of our ownnnnnnnn

Great build-up to that goal

Rodri just makes football look so easy man, him and Silva have been immense.

"and football friends they are", people hold Drury up as the pinnacle of commentators ffs

Just need to give Ten Hag a few more years and 300 million.

Trust the process

How many passes was that

Fucking boring twats!

None of the United players even try to go for the ball… they don’t care

Manchester is turning bluer by the day.

Haaland passed on a hat trick. Also, what the hell was going on with the marking

City might be slightly better

How. Many. Passes??????

I didn't know it's "don't mark Haaland whatsoever" day.

There’s a gap between these two teams

so easy

This team is pathetic, they didnt even bother trying this game

Man, the UAE bought referees just can't stop helping us! Smh my head

I love keepers who refuse to catch and hold on to the ball. They make it so much more interesting!

Rodri just strolling through their defense

We deserve everything

GAME OVER

How many passes were in the buildup?

HOLY FUCK Haaland

Oh no Haaland has compassion update and does assists now

Onana sucks again! Just catch it pal

So unselfish by a striker who's on a hattrick

evans is so bad

Holy fuck how many passes before that goal?

UTD is fucking shit wtf

Feels like United reset to being this shit every 2 years, like a reverse Krusty Doll

they gonna both get braces now and the game ends 4-0

Johny evans was sleeping

Ok that 'Before you' gesture by Haaland was pretty cute tho

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU LEAVE HAALAND ALL ALONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

Evans just ball watching lmao

Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.

United are abysmal.

It'll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.

Let's not mark Haaland and let's not track Haaland

Nobody on rodri, nobody on Haaland...

United so fucking useless, thanks for the 3 points and 3+ goal difference.

Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry

Never tell Erling Haaland he can't give assists, what a great striker. Knows the defenders will block his shot, so he's smart enough to assist Foden. What a player

Ten Hag tenure over?