this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

would i get in trouble if their equipment stopped working for some reason after i plugged my phone in?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

Maybe trouble, maybe hired.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago

plugs in no-name battery pack from wish

"Let's play a game"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always carry a power-only charge cable

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ups i pluged my phone shaped USB-Killer into that and now its burning

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Electrons go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's the illusion of choice, they already have all your data anyway

[–] InfiniteWisdom 1 points 2 years ago

Not if you use free and open source software created by the GNU and Free Software Foundation, such as GNU+Linux-Libre. In computing there are only 2 outcomes: Either the user controls the software or the software controls the user. Our community could always use more users ready to make the switch to a librebooted, free software computing environment. Check us out at https://fsf.org/

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Ah, yes, the USB glory hole.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Plugs in a CCP powered phone

information warfare intensifies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes, looks like the same photo as the one from ShmooCon 2019.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Ah sweet glow in the dark phone chargers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lucky I always carry a USB Condom