Pepper plant: "Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them."
Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: "This causes me pain. I'm spreading it over my food!"
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Definitely a case of "task failed successfully" though, because we cultivate those planets -- making their continued survival all but ensured.
You have a planet farm too?! I thought I was the only one!
Sometimes it does feel like my diet must consist mostly of gas giants.
Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.
... All 3 of those would go great in a noodle dish...
.. even orange?
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I love spicy food. It's never hot enough though and it's like trying to chase that first high but your anus says please stop.
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