this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
1210 points (91.0% liked)

Memes

44949 readers
2381 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 129 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Police once apprehended a man at a train station in Kyjov (Kiyov), Czech Republic. He was reported to be drunk but they only found him terribly confused. Turns out, he was a Ukrainian trying to return to Kyjev (Kyiv) but a cashier in another town misunderstood and showed him the wrong train.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least that's the same continent and not literally on the other side of the world.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

He only had a 150km detour. You can’t blame him for thinking “Kyjov” is the Czech spelling of “Київ” as he might not even have known the alphabet.

[–] p1mrx 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kyjov is 1000 km from Kyiv.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

He started his journey in Zlín, 75 km from Kyjov.

In fact, the detour could be less than double that. The way to get to Kyiv from Czechia is to get on a train to Przemysl, Poland near Ukrainian borders, from where wide-gauge trains to Ukraine are available. From Zlín, a trolleybus or local train will take you 15 km to Otrokovice where direct trains to Przemysl are available. From Kyjov, the easiest way to get to the Przemysl train is 45 minutes on an express to Staré Město u Uherského Hradiště.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Are you suggesting cities migrate?

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

As a Pole i can relate being confused by sudden exposure to Czech language.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The whole thing is an advertisement on a baggage carousel in Austria for a company called Commend that offers intercom systems.

Salzburg airport's website has no mention of a special desk for those trying to reach Australia. If there were 100 errors per year, that would be 1 every 3 days, providing limited need for a desk.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago

I think they ment a counter like 1..2..3.. Not a counter you approach that seats an employee.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Well now you ruined my day. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if this is true, but it does make me feel better!

[–] [email protected] 144 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's not true, I saw a different meme on it the other day and looked it up. This came about because some company made an advertisement at Salzburg Airport that looked kind of like a help desk tag for someone that mistakingly flew to Austria instead.

The giveaway here is that it's Salzburg, not Vienna. International flyers into Austria are almost universally going to end up in Vienna by default. Vienna's airport sees ~20x the annual passenger count.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Well, I rarely downvote, but disinformation gets it every time. Thanks for clearing that up.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most wholesome comment today, thank you for your service.

o7

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. It's gotten a lot better since I got home. Lol.

Let's just say retail has a way of absolutely shattering any semblence of peace one can feel...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Maybe if your muffins weren't encrypted you could eat them to lighten up!!

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Huh..? Salzburg is pretty small and so is its airport. What route would you have to take that you end up in a small, barely international airport and not realize at your last transfer that you were in the wrong part of the world?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stupid people who put literally no effort or attention to anything they do, ever. Same kind of people that don’t bother to reserve a rental car ahead of time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It's not like reserving a car ahead of time actually does anything, except maybe get you a discount. Not once has the rental company actually had the right car available for me. Usually I get "upgraded" to an SUV or something that costs me 1.5x in gas over the trip.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They know how to take a reservation, they just don't know how to keep a reservation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You'd better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the hell out of that thing.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I got "upgraded" to a Hummer H2. Fuck the fuel consumption on that thing. It was a work trip so I didn't pay, but still.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mangers daughter and a friend of hers where about to go for season work in Australia and do a bit of travel around and found a very cheap ticket to Sidney, bought it and went off.

Sidney, Canada....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Lolol I live in Canada. I have never heard of that. Sidney, BC, population 11,000.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You fly to cities/airports, not countries. There's no way people are screwing that up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How would you even get on a plane without a corresponding ticket?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You would buy a ticket to Austria not realizing it was the wrong place. I have a very, very stupid cousin who did exactly that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So where are you going in Australia?

“No idea mate. Figure I’ll sort it out when i get there.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I can't believe that there's never been anyone that didn't make that mistake. Probably not enough to justify keeping a counter dedicated to it though...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

I once almost accidentally flew to Puerto Rico rather than my city on the way back from a Thanksgiving trip because they unexpectedly delayed the flight and switched the gates

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Ahh yes "Salzburg, New South Wales"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is there a Salzburg Australia?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

The people who fly into Austria don't know that...

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

At least Austrasia isn't a thing anymore.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

the territory that hasn't existed since the middle ages?

australasia is still a term people use for the asia-pacific region that includes australia though

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

In Austria they have these nifty stickers that they sell to tourists: "Warning! No kangaroos in Austria"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Who would want to go to Australia?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Mostly convicts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is a question of mine as well. It's hot as balls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

"Located three quarters of an inch from the surface of the sun" - Dylan Moran

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

... Guess I'm Austrian now.

It's a step up from everybody thinking I'm from New York for some reason.

load more comments
view more: next ›