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Well I feel better now. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] p1mrx 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kyjov is 1000 km from Kyiv.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

He started his journey in Zlín, 75 km from Kyjov.

In fact, the detour could be less than double that. The way to get to Kyiv from Czechia is to get on a train to Przemysl, Poland near Ukrainian borders, from where wide-gauge trains to Ukraine are available. From Zlín, a trolleybus or local train will take you 15 km to Otrokovice where direct trains to Przemysl are available. From Kyjov, the easiest way to get to the Przemysl train is 45 minutes on an express to Staré Město u Uherského Hradiště.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...on a good day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are you suggesting cities migrate?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

-“Ruthenian”

“Place of birth?”

-“Austrian Empire”

“School?”

-Czechoslovakia

“Married in?

-“Hungary” “Children born in?”

-“Third Reich”

“Grandchildren born in?”

-“USSR”

“Died?”

-“Ukraine”

St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not at all! They could be carried!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It could grip it by the husk.