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[–] [email protected] 192 points 1 year ago

Good. Breaking the law should inconvenience you.

[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Has he tried … not doing fraud?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have some compassion.

Fraud is highly addictive. He needs to be in a fraud rehab center where trained professionals can step him down from treason to committing misdemeanors in a safe, controlled environment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Treason is debatable with more information than we have available as the public, but he is certainly a traitor to the office, the document, and the people.

Treason has specific definitions he may have met, but we aren't fully aware of yet.

But if it happened, throw the book at him.

Make the Rosenberg's deaths look like the happiest ending.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

He had a plan in place to overturn the government when he lost the election. That's literally in the textbook definition of treason.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But that's his entire business

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's like asking him to stop breathing, he has been doing it all his life.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

210 pounds, yea in your bra!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think he's got enough money to get Stormy to fall for that again.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

He's a horrible person but as of yet nobody has really introduced him to consequences, so his delusions remain intact.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This prison is really getting in the way of my life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He cares more about being rich than being president, hence this trial takes president over becoming president.